Archive for January, 2011

Top ten horror movies

Posted in Uncategorized on 01/30/2011 by biggryan04

I’m really hungover and don’t want to get out of bed. Why not stay in bed and write another useless blog no one will read.

10. Alien
Menacing creatures ripping through people’s stomachs on what is essentially a tin can flung out into space. If that doesn’t scare the Sigourney Weavers out of you, I don’t know what will.

9. Susperia
My babysitter and I watched this when I was about 9 or 10 (in retrospect she probably wasn’t the best babysitter for a young kid). Needless to say this movie has stuck with me. Dario Argento made a film that scared me back then and it still gives me the creeps now.

8. A Serbian Film.
I’ve said it before and I will say it again, A Serbian Film is the most fucked up thing you will see on celluloid. This movie is offensive, shocking, uncomfortable, disgusting and you will end up feeling heartbroken. I feel like this movie will change the way you are as a person. This is by far not child’s play.

7. Funny Games
From the opening operatic lead into German speed metal drive through the countryside to the end, funny games is a beautifully shot movie. It’s gut wrenching and creepy in a way that sticks with you for a while. The two men who torture this family are brilliantly acted and the mother should have won some sort of award for the 5 to 10 minute no cutaway camera shot she has.

6. Children of the Corn
Full disclosure: I don’t think this movie was ever scary to me. It’s just full camp now. It’s brilliant and funny, sick and dumb. I like because it is really bad, and this is the only film on the list I can say that about. One of these days I am going to tromp up and down the street screaming for the outlander.

5. Psycho
I can say nothing about this film that hasn’t been said before. Hitchcock is a god

4. Let the Right One In
I could bitch about America not being able to pay attention to subtitles. I could bitch that they had to remake it (in English) for our unintelligent huddled masses. I won’t bitch about those things, instead I will tell you that if you haven’t seen this movie yet just GO FUCKING SEE IT! It’s beautiful and the best vampire movie I’ve seen in a while.

3. The Devil’s Rejects
Rob Zombie is an amazing director. I’ll be damned If you aren’t almost rooting for the horrible people in this movie to survive. In the end with Freebird playing and them getting their guns together for one last hoorah, well if it isn’t one of the sweetest scenes of murderous rampage I’ve ever seen. Also Sheri Moon Zombie is fucking hot.

2. Texas Chainsaw Massacre
A scene that will stick with you for a while, the first time you ever see Leatherface. When he walks from behind the wall cracks some guy over the head. Standing menacingly over a twitching body while he slams the door shut. Gives you horror boners doesn’t it?

1. Night of the Living Dead.
I’m a sucker for zombie flicks, but above all this will stand as my undisputed favorite horror movie of all time.

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The world is a stupid place

Posted in Uncategorized on 01/30/2011 by biggryan04

I’m drunk so forgive my spelling errors and grammar mistakes.

I’m hung up on this girl that is probably perfect for me and will completely ignore another that is probably just fine in her own right. Two steps forward and three back. I wish it wasn’t stupid. I wish she didn’t live in Austin. I wish I didn’t live here (four hours away). Things would be much simpler. The texting game is just so confusing sometimes.

Really I just want to go off the grid. I live in a shack and I poop in an outhouse.

How do you make god laugh?

Posted in Uncategorized on 01/25/2011 by biggryan04

Make a plan

As of last night I will never drink and drive again.

Clearing up loose ends sucks but has to be done.

I will never be as charming as that guy.

Oh welly well.

I already miss this.

I’m nostalgic for conversations I had yesterday.

Watch this

and this

Okay, the way I see it, if we were an old couple, dated for years, graduated, away from all these scholastic complications, and I reached over and kissed you, you wouldn’t say a word, you’d be delighted, probably, but if I was to do that now it’d be quite forward, and if did it the first time we ever met you probably would hit me.

I just wish we were an old couple so I could do that.

MYHANDSSMELLLIKEMATCHES!

Fight

Posted in Uncategorized on 01/24/2011 by biggryan04

I will do absolutely anything to procrastinate school work. I just spent an hour and a half watching fights in McDonald’s videos on YouTube. Never look up “punch in the face”, you might as well call yourself a vampire.Now I will post my favorites here.

Bitch probably had it coming right?

I mean this little kid had to have been a dick.

As you dive deeper down the rabbit hole you find little gems like this.

Henry Rollins will eat your family.

And finally, I still think Fallout Boy are a bunch of pussies.

Balls

Posted in Uncategorized on 01/23/2011 by biggryan04

Just spent the entire morning watching Thrice videos. Why? Because I’m fifteen again and they really kind of kick ass. I still really like this song.

Play Deadbolt!

Inside joke. You don’t get it.

Yeah.

How’m I doin?

Posted in Uncategorized on 01/22/2011 by biggryan04

A band in which none of the girls are too attractive but collectively as one voice they are very attractive.

Make it some shutter shades and we’ll talk.

I feel like tonight was a big turning point for some reason. Things will only get better soon.

I’m really only happy with you, so you win I guess.

I’m extremely happy at this point.

Only one secret blog view away from 200. Blog is a weird word huh?

I wanna wake up naked… well you know the rest.

Also this wasn’t about YOU….

You don’t live your life by lyrics

Posted in Uncategorized on 01/20/2011 by biggryan04

I guess when all was said and done, I was nothing more than a God-damned, trendy-ass poser.

It’s been a strange few days. Like a David Lynch movie. I have felt more dissociated with myself lately than I should. That feeling that you are just going through the motions of life or watching it on a screen and you have no real control of what will happen. It used to freak me out (like I have Dissociative Identity Disorder) but I have learned I’m not the only one who feels like this sometimes and I really have nothing to worry about. Now I have even learned to sometimes enjoy the dream like wonder that comes from these episodes. I guess I’m not the best conversationalist when it happens though, forgive me. I think it may have something to do with the extreme lack of sleep I’ve been getting lately. Oh well, it should be over soon. It happens for about three days once or twice a year usually.

I have nothing more to say.